Ewwy Gewwy Mumble Jumble

hornybaby @ 2005-09-28T23:18:00

2005-09-28T11:25:08Z

Hae my beautiful friends.

http://fpflashfarm.com/3629_191882_missdaddy.swf

This is a neato quote i got of a nyc teenage christain site:

ins't it sratgne taht you can sltill raed tihs eevn tohugh the ltetres are mexid up? it's bceuase the hmuan mnid olny fcouses on the frist and` last ltetres of the wrod. 'its lkie baeuty, poeple olny pay atetntoin to the otusdie
- - » not the inside

i wike it! ")

hornybaby @ 2005-03-12T13:40:00

2005-03-12T00:31:06Z

WOW....
just been @ polo
came home no one here
came inside
got fone and started txtn when.....
THE ALARM WENT OFF!!!!!!!!!!

ppl were lookin @ me strangly
they thought i was a burgla.....in ma own house
5 mins l8er i rembers i actually new da code
and turnd it off

haha
g it was funi....
the best part, the police turned up ha!!! well only one ...because he lived down da street.

i hthink im deaf now....talk about LOUD!!!!!!

Stuffed potatoe sack

2005-02-13T06:46:25Z

Cant wait till tomorow??
all the lovey duvvy mushy ppl ALL around u...
im sick
i probly cant go
tear

hornybaby @ 2004-12-12T20:49:00

2004-12-12T07:43:58Z

Hey all. ive got a great idea...
(even though nobody will probly listen)
ok... every one hu wants to come to 11 pin bowling should comment
in this update and say which days this WEEK. (quote "whole WEEK")
u have things on eg.. visitin ur grandma so on.
plz do.. cause other wise some CoOL ppl miss out.
eg...me and sue mun. jokes
sorry goergina, i no ur orginizing it but this wae there might b a dae no one has n e thing on till l8er at nite or nothin at all
tank u cum again...

hornybaby @ 2004-12-12T17:31:00

2004-12-12T04:23:50Z

Sue mun cnt come to 13 pin bowling on friday.
she fly fly to taiwan
make it before so we all say bye bye

hornybaby @ 2004-12-12T12:39:00

2004-12-11T23:31:26Z

!!!!TEISHAS COMING!!!!

Im special

2004-12-10T23:38:42Z

How to make a Hornybaby

Ingredients:

5 parts success

1 part courage

5 parts instinct

Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Serve with a slice of lustfulness and a pinch of salt. Yum!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

Wow!!! Im trying to get intouch with sabrina Wayer. She lives in Dutchland (holand) and is REALY REALY good at art!!!! shes 15 and dad says she is most probably a relative of sum sort. exciting exciting!!!

hornybaby @ 2004-12-10T22:02:00

2004-12-10T08:55:47Z

Rhiannan and Sarah, b honest...

r rhiannan and floyd still hock up buddies???

plz tell the truth.

can u swer on the holy bible sarah and the lives of ur family???

Todae

2004-12-09T05:09:29Z

Ive had a very relaxd day 2dae.
i did washing, ironing, cleaning, dishes ect.
IM SOOO RELIEVED. laura and kristen have forgivine me.
havent talkd to georgina yet.
fingers crossed.
ne wayim GUTTED i didnt get to go to scotts today.
it sounded like real fun
and they saw him naked.
lucky gurls
lol

Bree
*mwah*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

2004-12-05T08:47:52Z

I just got of the phone with Floyd.
OM gosh he pulled the meanest prank on me.
i was scared shitless.
how come when one of the guys are round there they always pull pranks.
And i am very desterbd by someof the things those guys talk bout.
Oh and sarah they "SAY" the batch thing is still on.
Eww MIKAL!!!! (dont worry)
Oh yea and sarah and teisha Im not dead. yet.
i wqatchd Troy and its an AWSOME movie!!!
wow i was talkin to Floyd on the phone for bout 1.30 hours.
u bum.
Luvd ya all... %Bree% *mwah*

hornybaby @ 2004-11-27T15:57:00

2004-11-27T02:50:40Z

I was in sarahs bed last nite
afta hocky
we were keepin warm
it was so comfy
but then i had to go home
";

SO PRADICTABLE

2004-11-27T02:29:37Z

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I jus finishd writing a song on *Beep* in Laura.
sorri my ph0ne jus went off
i was goin to say *beep* in laura
Geez!!
Im so popula 2day ppl keep on txting me!!!
*Beep**Beep**Beep**Beep**Beep**Beep**Beep*
oh no wait. I was leanin on the buttons.
owwwwwwwww
it funy in Laura, kristens and Ginas ljs.
When ur upset or angry i wud sae
watch out im in a SHIT and if u get in my ill *Beep* in kill u.
sorri my phone went again.
ha but they sae positive or negitive "im in such a negitive mood todae, so ill try 2 b positive."
lol
u gurls r so polite
wish i cud borrow ur manners.
Jus been up town wit teish
to buy *drum roll*
IM NOT TELLIN U, ILL RUIN CHRISTMAS !!!
im no ginch and i DEFINATLY dnt look lik em.
i hope suemun and suz arnt in a SHITY nemore
cause WOW talk bout Freaky shit. SUE MU NBIT MY HEAD OFF
and shes always happi!!! wonder what was up.
GET MORE SLEEP GURL!!!

anotha random peice of my brain

2004-11-23T06:33:38Z

Whats wrong whats wronge now
to many to many problems
dnt no were she belongs
were she belongs
she wants to go home
but no bodies home
its were she lies
broken inside
with no place to go
no place to go
to dry her eyes
broken inside

make me sad

Sum quotes 4 da chix:

COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN...
SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.

IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.

DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF.

GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE...WHO CARES?

NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES.

DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT,
SO PLEASE SHUT UP.

ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.

HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?

IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT, I'M FAST, CHEAP AND EASY.

DON'T UPSET ME!
I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.

hornybaby @ 2004-11-22T20:34:00

2004-11-22T08:17:40Z

[What does your name mean?] Sabrina = cactis flower - Bree = strong (cheese) - Brina - Lost one
[Birthday?] 22nd of mae 1990
[Zodiac Sign?] gemini

[What are your plans for tonight?] Have a nite mare hopefully involving a vampire.

[What time is it?] 8.35

Have you ever...

[Taken a picture of yourself with a milk mustache and sent it to the milk people?] yeano, not yet

[Said "I love you" and not meant it?] Hell yea all the time, the worst u can do is hurrt sum1s feelings. lol. yea na i hav.

[Gotten into a fight with your dog/cat/bird/fish/etc?] Yea!!! 4 the last time, u can have the computer but the playstations mine!

[Been to New York?] nop, I WANT 2 GO 2 CANADA!!!! my life destiny

[California?]nay

[Hawaii?] nay

[Mexico?] and umm.... nay

[Philippines?] nay

[Had a dream about something really crazy?] yea, but my halusinaions r worse (REALI CRAZI)

[Stalked someone?] ha fun, yea. and it twas a gurl!

[Had a mud bath?] yes and i thought i was drowning. wat a cool wae 2 die

[Wished you were the opposite gender?] 2 b lyk floyd an them, ummm.... HELL YES

[Had an imaginary friend?] HERBI!!! libbi nos all bout him, she scared him wae

Pick one

[Apples or Bananas?] Apples cause im strong. ALL those bananas out there, ur all mushy and soft.

[Red or Blue?] blue. cool jus lyk me

[Wal-Mart or Target?] Target, cause evry one else says wal-mart. yea rite u sheep

[Spring or fall?] Spring

[Do you have a boy/girlfriend?] umm i think so... i hope so...take dat as a mmmmmmmmmmm maybey

[Santa or Rudolph?] Rudolph. 4 puttin up wit such a chubba lub

Which of your friends...

[Has the most distinct laugh?] yea dat would b floyd

[Will grow up and be a model?] Mykal or libby (haha memories)

[Is going to have the most kids?] Nadia!!! or sarah. LEARN TO SAE NO TO DRUGS!!!!

[Have you known the longest?] Sarah and jd

[Knows you the best?] Bree sarah sue mun and probly riannan oh and livviah

[Is the loudest?] shit this is hard. HAVE U HANG OUT WIT FLOYDS FRIENDS! have to b floyd & grayson & thomas NEVER SHUTS UP!!!

[Is the quietest?] Mykal and tyse

[Do you miss the most?] ME!!! i wish id cum back

Just Wondering...

[What are you going to do after you finish this survey?] Goin off to noddy ville 2 c the vampires slay santa

[What was the last meal you ate?] Pies & pud

[Are you bored?] NO. I GOT AN X ER CIZE MACHINARY AND IM GONNA WORK OUT AND GET ABS!

[How many of your buddies are online?] thix

Which was the...

[Last movie you saw?] josie and the pussy cats

[Last noise you heard?] "this is hu i am and this is what i lyk" "so u better grow up"

[Last time you were out of state:] jus before when i went to the little ladies room. im reali fussi and i deserve better

[MY OBSESSION:] ABS. and MUSIC

[MY MOST ATTRACTIVE FEATURE:] ha my finger, every one coment son it "OH its so cute"

[MY FAVORITE THING TO DO:] Listen 2 music, sleep under the stars and PARTY! and work out of course

[I'M WEARING:] Lime green min and a turtle neck (sexc)

[I'M EATING:] hey do look like a pig. yea i thought so . yea u shut up. ha i should think so. take that.

[LISTENING TO:] Simple plan

[I'M FEELING:] Dizzy in my tummi. But otha dan that "mysterious" and "playful" (2nite will b fun)

[I'M THINKING:] Zena (not the star warior) more lyk the skinny skank

[I SEE:] The screen.

I think of ___ when I hear...

[Kill?] Dagger

[Red?] Blood

[Dance?] mini skirts

[Fire?] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh

Faves:i think its spose 2 sae waves: Holdin u in my arms. dnt ask it jus popped in my head

[food?] Maccus

[drink?] orange

[color?] rain

[album?] SIMPLE PLAN

[shoes?] Clowns

[site?] Jojo, she reminds me of ...........

[song?] WELCOME 2 MY LIFE........IM JUS A KID.........GROW UP (all so true)

[vegetable?]po tat oooooooooooooooooooooooos

[fruit?] Nectarines

[berry?] Strawberies

Last Person you...

[touched?] sarah

[talked to?] My mama

[hugged] FLOYD!!! (oh sarah and nic r soooo cute when they hug.ohhh. sori sarah had to say it. i no u h8 it)

[instant messaged?] God. he says we should have beards and run around naked

[kissed?] thats hard, the only person (no not my mum) FLOYD!!! hes so sweet!!!

am i dead yet?

Grow up

2004-11-22T07:30:33Z

Your element is Air: Carefree, lovable, fun and
childish. Arent you cute! Your just full of
childhood spunk and happiness! Hey who said
being young was a bad thing? You have a keen
understanding of whats good in life and choose
to remain happy rather than get too upset over
things. Life is fun, who wants to be troubled
by grown-up problems? Being as capable of love
as you are you will make a wonderful parent if
and when you choose to grow up. Love is a
mystery because you only want friends not love
interests, games are better than relationships
with the opposite sex. You have what everyone
is searching for, that so called 'fountain of
youth' deep inside. You can come across as
naive and childish at times. But who cares what
they think, lets go play tag!

.:-|What is your true element?|-:. -With Anime Pictures and detailed answers-
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Ha floyd, games r wae betta dan goin out wit u. ha

dnt wonna grow up

SHOPPIN

2004-11-21T05:28:26Z

I jus went shopping
And gota heapz and heapza clothes
And sum tight(er) JEANS!!!
yay
im buzzin out
and if u dnt care
"bite me" (this is hu i am and this is wat i lyk)
and its mufti dae morrow
i can wear my newwies
wat to wear, wat 2 wear...
u win
i give up
sarah have u 4givn da bois abart from fingy, fing and fingy yet? (not dat u shud)
or told em wat dae did lol
hey floyd how was Mykals "surprise" party?
wish i cud have cum. same wit sarah but sarah went to palmy (ha so did sue mun)
and i went shopping, well was goin to go shoppin.
Woow i saw Zena and alex up town today.
she got an i problem. she wudnt stop stearin @ me. its real serious. she shud c a doc or sumtin.
oh and i ws jus round @ ur house sarah. bugga u wernt.
SARAH AND NIC R SO CUTE
they grow up so fast...
*hugs* bree

No

2004-11-12T09:02:38Z

No stuff you.
Ur a gay no no no no haha
*giggle* noooo! *waves hands*
*snort* wot?????
hahahahaha
Onto a more pleasent thing...
That'd be a good idea.
*sarahs dad burps*
Oh haha.
Thanx.
Yeah mi favourite one.
Not cool sarah not cool.
Not room in mi life.
For stiffs like you.
U no hu u r,
get out OUT OUT!
No dont do that, go lyk dis.
Like dis. aaa???

Ur soooo vain!
U probli think this song is about you!
Ur so vain!
and then in captials YOU PROBLI THINK THIS SONG IS ABOUT YOU!
In spacitals?
Oh yes Sarah.
*giggle*
This is open to the public.
Bar 18. Stop copying me!
Im guessing it was Mat or Nic.
Y shuld i tell you ae ae.
Ur not the man of this house.

hey Floyd...

2004-11-08T07:26:57Z

im reali sori a...
i didnt mean to...
well i reali cnt help it...
it just like happened!!!
i still reali want to be ur friend!!!
shit this is hard...
ok umm
well...
plz dnt be sad
or get angri wit me...
and i didnt pic one of ur friends on perpuse...ok?
its jus they r so well awsome!
im 4eva thinking bout them
im reli reali sori
shit im sori as
i cant help lookin at them
dnt b angry at them,
i no they r ur freind and all
IM SORI!!!!
well
SHES JUS SO DAMN HOT!!!!
love ya

Ewwwwwwwww

2004-10-29T03:56:17Z

DIRTY HOE!
no. im sorri baby, i luuv u
*licki licki*
u no hu u r?

Hahahaha

2004-10-17T07:10:57Z

Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn

Your name:

Weapon of Choice:

Handgun

Your Favorite Target:

Cops

Your Kill Count:

1,214,419,338

Your Battle Cry:

"Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?"

Years You Spend in Jail:

How Much Money In Damages You Cause:

$17,270,759,543,206

Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 63%

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Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn

Your name:

Weapon of Choice:

A muppet

Your Favorite Target:

Pornstars

Your Kill Count:

325,722,203

Your Battle Cry:

"Mutha fuckaaaaaaas!"

Years You Spend in Jail:

How Much Money In Damages You Cause:

$204,401,550,447,568

Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 65%

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Get to know the REAL you by crash_and_burn
Your Name
You Are A:	Sex-slave
Your Favorite Band/Song	Coldplay - Yellow
You Like To Read:	Cheap porn
You Firmly Believe In:	Free love
Everyone Thinks You Are:	An easy fuck
You Were Conceived:	In a burning building
You Will Marry:	Britney Spears

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Get to know the REAL you by crash_and_burn
Your Name
You Are A:	Nerd
Your Favorite Band/Song	Rilo Kiley - Papillon
You Like To Read:	Religious literature
You Firmly Believe In:	Love at first sight
Everyone Thinks You Are:	A complete loser
You Were Conceived:	Next to a fireplace
You Will Marry:	A street-corner pimp

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Love by ruby mae
Your name
Your partner
You two are	Best friends
Your meeting was by	Choice
They are your	Soulmate
You are their	True love
Your love will	Be the epitome of what true love is

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What Makes You Sexy? by eva71
Name/NickName

dnt believe evry tink u read....

2004-10-17T07:00:12Z

Its being mean 2 me...

Your Icon is..... by d3athofs3asons
Your Name
Your Age
Your B-day
Your Icon Is....

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Whats does your personality rate from 1-10? by morning_prayer
Your first full name
Your personality rates a	eight
your best quality is	youre fake and you love it!
your worst quality is	you feel lonely sometimes
this is because	youre unique

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What will your last words be? by cum_on_bitch
Your LJ username
Your real name
Your sex
Your age
Your last words will be...	"MMMM MORE FOOD!"

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What do people really think about you? by Raven319
Name
Age
favorite song
Parents think	You're too sensitive
Strangers think	You have bigger boobs than Pam
Friends think	You talk too much

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Your Suicide.. by Konstantine
Your Name/Username
Favorite Number?
Favorite Color?
Gender?
How will you commit suicide?	You will slash your throat
How many tries will it take?	44
When will you commit suicide?	July 17, 2018
What will your suicide note say?	Now there's simply one less heart left to break

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Your Love Situation by Amberishjewel
Username?
Your Love Is...	Fiery
During Lovemaking You Act...	Like a cat, longing to be pet
Your Partner Is...	Your slave
Your Partner Has Said That You...	Are a good listener
Your Love is Summed Up In A Quote.	"Love is bittersweet"

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Your True Nature by llScorpiusll
Username
The quality that most appeals to you:	Beauty
In a survival situation, you:	Act crazy as a diversion
Your hidden talent is:	Spiritual wisdom
Your gift is:	Physical beauty
In groups, you:	Feel uncomfortable
Your best quality is:	Your industriousness
Your weakness is:	Being predictable

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Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn

Your name:

Weapon of Choice:

Handgun

Your Favorite Target:

Penguins

Your Kill Count:

1,884,664,481

Your Battle Cry:

"Enlarge your penis with this ALL-NATURAL PILL!"

Years You Spend in Jail:

How Much Money In Damages You Cause:

$60,385,896,759,148

Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 17%

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Im Ba-ack (wither u want me 2 b or not) ha

2004-10-15T08:31:08Z

Yea "SUMMER HOCKY RULZ!!!"
U LAZI BUMS DNT NO WAT YA MISSIN
FAR OUT... our team won both games
Round of applause plz!
haha and i found the chic dat spose 2 h8 me
ha she jus dnt no yet...
or does she
i tink she mite have clickd when me an floyd were
mmmm
ne waes
i am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO playin HOCKY NEXT YEAR!
u shud 2!!!
@ hocky i cud lyk c a notha side of floyd man, ha hes soooooo much fun
"he wet his pa-ants... he wet his pa-ants"
& mike was there
yea sarah u derly belovid
"we gather here 2dae
4 the marrage of sarah an mike..."
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaa....
doupt it!
4 how long sarah
HOW LONG!!!
Man i betta settle dwn on da water.
And ppl sae alcihole makes u high and happi and out of control
trust me! i do not neeeeeeeeed alcihole
oooooooooooorrrrrrrrrr drugs!!!!
*cough cough*
ewwwww on my back 2!!!!
SARAH!!!
grrrrrrrr
oh yea,
sum 1's tellin grayson storie!
BOUT ME!!!
he has the idea dat im reali REALI alot lyk Floyd
and not jus cause we both play hocki....
he tinks im a REALI big STONER!!!!
wat da helll
i H8 the shit SOOOOOOOOO much a im like totaly drug free person TOTALY!!!!
and there was more but i cnt get it out of em
I BET IT WAS RHIANNAN!!!!
wat wud she no...
i dnt tell her jake shit cause she tells EVRI ONE!!!!
yea! u no hu u r
I GOT A HAIR CUT!!!!
AND IT ROX!!!!
if ya have seen it, do u tink its betta dan my long hair?
Floyd and his m8s lykd it! i tink (I hope)
lol
oh wel i cant sow itbac on so...
actually i cant sow @ all
lol
ye can.
HEAPZA ppl tink im sorta tom boi ish
so im goin totaly chic man
wit reali chicki bright clothes *blaa*
and all cause i apparently have a reali "gd" figure
gose Grose GROSE!!!!
so yea
I CAN B A GURL
IN UR FACE!!!! PPL wit umm FACES!!!!
*hugs*
XoX Bree XoX
oh yea
and Floyd jus bout passed out @ hocky!
b4 it even startd
great goin dude
lol
and he got big bump on 4 head
haha
betta dan da balls insadent thou!!!
*hugs*

IT MY BROS BURFDAE!!! YAY!!!!

2004-10-14T08:20:38Z

WOW, me and my family r watchin "THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW"
Fudge its gd budda!!!!
I was jus tinkin dat it wud b soooooooooo wick if
the scool got snowd in.
then id have excuses 2 get heapza *hugs*
haha im such a retard
no im a haved young lady. (bullshit)
It wud b lyk a BIG sleep over!!!
but no rulz
shit that sound dodgi!!!
and no im not a dodgy lil chick.
in case u were wounderin a
lol
haha sarah scord a new friend!!!
wether she wantd him or not.
lol
im pretti buggerd now
and i cant turn my nose off!!!
and ive got a blockege in me throat
hope i dnt die yet
@ least i cud survive to mon dae so i can go to Teishas b dae
haha
me go bye bye
wish my teddi bear wud cum 2 life...
...*hugs*

XoXo BREE OxOx

2004-10-06T08:29:01Z

I AM SOOOO GLAD @ B BAC @ SCOOL!!!!

G IM SUCH A NERD!!!! (DNT TEASE)

XoXo BREE OxOx

FINALLY!

2004-10-04T01:35:32Z

I WENT SKIIN YESTERDAE!!!
it was SOOOOOOOOO much fun!!!
I learnt on happi valli 1st
And i SUCKD! big time!!!
but i got da hang of it afta 2 goes and went to a steapa slop
Yikss!!!
haha and the best part bout skiin is if u Bang/noc ova/Crash into sum1
they get up an sae sori!
haha and i was da 1 dat crashd into dem
i only knocd ova 7 ppl
and i cud go down the lowa mountain wit out fallin off!!!
yay
nxt tym / nxt year we r goin to the high mountain
and hte sloops r @ least 60 degrees steep!!!
BUT the bad tink is...
I got MAJOR sunburn!!!
my face is sizzled and feels so fuzzin hott!!!
and my matha saes i cnt go 2 scool lookin lyk dis!
it is reali reali bad...
my nose is lyk rodofs
i have a red necklace round the bace of my neck.
I have a dot in the middl of my neck (looks lyk ive been shot
and i honestly am a blond tomatoe now
haha
i H8 mirrors now
h8 h8 h8 them!!!
i wont b cumin 2 scool 4 a few daes.
i need 2 heal
bree sizzled and bakd